Life sucks and then we die.
20 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen1. Tell him that your not supposed to take the term 'bear hug' so litarally
2. Force him to watch the care bears movie.
3. Ask him which care bear maimed him XD
4. Ask him what it feels like knowing the only reason Rosalie saved him is because he reminded her of a baby.
5. Remind him he has the least fangirls out of all the male Twilight immortals XD
6. Ask him what power he brought with him from his human life.
7. When he says strength remind him thats not exclusivly his, all vampires are strong XD
8. Remind him about losing to Bella ... everyday
9. Ask him if he's over compsating for something with the muscles and the jeep
10. Remind that Edward has more self control then him.
11. If he asks 'what do you mean' about the above casually state that Emmett killed both of his La Tua Cantante while Edward married his.
12. Buy him a teddy bear for Christmas.
13. Provoke the Volturi and blame him, if he asks why you did that remind him that he was eager to fight them in new moon.
14. Ask him why Carlisle is his father, when techniqually he's only 3 years younger then him.
15. Ask him what its like having a wife that knows more about cars then he does.
16. Wonder aloud why he has the crappist car out of all the Cullens, and that in the end even Bella has a better car then him.
17. Tell him that Paul was right, Emmett obviously passed the treaty line.
18. When he gets irate remind him how when the werewolves ganged up on him it was Rosalie that had to stand up for him.
19. Ask him why he and Rose are only married sometimes, when he says thats because they need to pretend their younger then they are sigh and say 'thats not what Rose told me'
20. Steal his jeep and paint it pink XD
20 ways to annoy Jacob Black1. Force him to wear a pink collar
2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles
3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters
4. Take him to the vets to be neutured
5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver
6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them
7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this
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8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their wolf forms for the above ^^
9. Steal his clothes once he's fazed.
10. Remind him that one day the first girl he loved will be his mother in law.
11. Force him to watch the American werewolf series
12. Remind him constantly that hes not actually a real werewolf XD
13. Remind him that it was his idea to go cliff diving in the first place, and that if it wasnt for him Bella wouldn't have gone in the first place and that Edward would have never come back.
14. Ask him what it was like to not only miss the best fight, but also to be the only one mortally injured.
15. Tell him that you prefere Lions to Wolves
16. Remind him that Lambs have the same opinion.
17. Set 'Animal I have become' as his ringtone and video his reaction.
18. Buy him a cat.
19. Get him Charlie and Nessie in the same room then casually bring up that Jacob plans to marry Nessie someday.
20. Tell him that he needs his shots.
20 ways to annoy Jasper Hale1. When Jasper is retreating (for any reason) put on a thick southern accent and yell 'run, Jasper run'
2. When Jaspers being quiet in the corner sing the 'emo kid' song under your breath.
3. End every conversation with 'Yes Sir!'
4. Call him Jasper Cullen
5. When he objects say 'thats not what Maria told me' and walk away
6. Think about him lustfully
7. When he asks you about the above reply with 'Jeesh someones vain how do you know it was directed at you?' and leave him hanging
8. Tell him that the real reason that Edward gave him the bike is that he feels sorry for him
9. Be sure to let him know that Jasper is the least favourite Cullen brother (in the Cullens eyes)
11. Ask him whether Ghosts are real. Whatever his answer is reply with 'Have you got a cousin named Casper?'
12. Sing 'I just met a girl called Marie' to him
13. Give yourself a paper cut
14. Ask him whether he and Edward make a habbit of arguing over a lamb.
15. Ask him what it feels like being demoted from army leutenent to high schooler
16. Walk into the room as quietly as possible then yell 'Attent hut!'
17. Ask him how clean his 'record' is
18. Write 'turn over' on both sides of a peice of paper (blond joke)
19. Constantly flicker between emotions and when he gets angry calm down and tell him to follow your lead.
20. Steal fake blood from Carlisle's supply and squirt it all over his room. Video the reaction.
20 Ways how to anoy Edward Cullen
1. Prance around singing 'Like a Virgin' whenever you in the same room
2. Have the 'Ginger alert' ringtone on your phone and play it whenever he walks past
3. When Bella's out visiting Jacob, pretend you've just got back from La Push and think about what Bella and Jacob are 'up to' (whether its true or not XD)
4. Ask How Tanya is.
5. Set 'Seventeen forever' as his ringtone and tape his reaction when someone rings him.
6. Constantly start arguements with him and when he tries to intimidate you reply with 'Im not afraid of you'.
7. When he tells Bella that Mike would be healthier for her agree.
8. Ask him why he suddenly thinks peodophilla is legal.
9. If he outsmarts you on the above respond with 'Bite me'
10. When Edward and Charlie are in the same room casually bring up that Edwards a heroine addict
11. When he and Jacob are in the same room sing Katy Perry's 'Hot 'n' Cold' to them
12. If he out insults you shout 'yeah ,well your ginger!' then run away.
13. If Bella's out with Jacob, run in looking panic stricken and tell him Bella's injured. When he starts to get anxious and asks whats wrong scream 'SHE HAS A SPLINTER!' and tell him what a terrible person he is for letting that happen to her.
14. Jump out in a cloak and fangs and yell 'I vant to suck you blud!'
15. Tell him that a part of Bella will always love Jake, when he gets upset and says 'That was cruel, you upset me' (or such) laugh and reply with 'Oooh don't go running off to italy!'
16. Ask him if hes super fast to over compensate for something
17. If hes out in the sunlight and you start to argue, win said fight by saying ' oooh scary a sparkley vampire. Whatcha gunna do? Glitter me to death?'
18. Tell him the real reason that James wanted Bella dead is so that they could start a gay relationship with him
20. Next time Edward Cullen makes a reference to Heathcliff 'having his moments' sing the courus to Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush
2. Force him to watch the care bears movie.
3. Ask him which care bear maimed him XD
4. Ask him what it feels like knowing the only reason Rosalie saved him is because he reminded her of a baby.
5. Remind him he has the least fangirls out of all the male Twilight immortals XD
6. Ask him what power he brought with him from his human life.
7. When he says strength remind him thats not exclusivly his, all vampires are strong XD
8. Remind him about losing to Bella ... everyday
9. Ask him if he's over compsating for something with the muscles and the jeep
10. Remind that Edward has more self control then him.
11. If he asks 'what do you mean' about the above casually state that Emmett killed both of his La Tua Cantante while Edward married his.
12. Buy him a teddy bear for Christmas.
13. Provoke the Volturi and blame him, if he asks why you did that remind him that he was eager to fight them in new moon.
14. Ask him why Carlisle is his father, when techniqually he's only 3 years younger then him.
15. Ask him what its like having a wife that knows more about cars then he does.
16. Wonder aloud why he has the crappist car out of all the Cullens, and that in the end even Bella has a better car then him.
17. Tell him that Paul was right, Emmett obviously passed the treaty line.
18. When he gets irate remind him how when the werewolves ganged up on him it was Rosalie that had to stand up for him.
19. Ask him why he and Rose are only married sometimes, when he says thats because they need to pretend their younger then they are sigh and say 'thats not what Rose told me'
20. Steal his jeep and paint it pink XD
20 ways to annoy Jacob Black1. Force him to wear a pink collar
2. Ask him what its like to lose to a guy who sparkles
3. Take down all missing boy posters of him and replace with missing dog posters
4. Take him to the vets to be neutured
5. For every Christmas / Birthday buy him something made of silver
6. Get him and Edward in a room together and sing 'Hot 'n' cold' to them
7. Just before he phases describe Sam in a dress with as much vivid detail as possible. Making sure that when hes in his wolf form hes still thinking about it. (*may require assistance from Edward and possible Jasper to do this
)8. Ensure that all the wolf pack including Sam are in their wolf forms for the above ^^
9. Steal his clothes once he's fazed.
10. Remind him that one day the first girl he loved will be his mother in law.
11. Force him to watch the American werewolf series
12. Remind him constantly that hes not actually a real werewolf XD
13. Remind him that it was his idea to go cliff diving in the first place, and that if it wasnt for him Bella wouldn't have gone in the first place and that Edward would have never come back.
14. Ask him what it was like to not only miss the best fight, but also to be the only one mortally injured.
15. Tell him that you prefere Lions to Wolves
16. Remind him that Lambs have the same opinion.
17. Set 'Animal I have become' as his ringtone and video his reaction.
18. Buy him a cat.
19. Get him Charlie and Nessie in the same room then casually bring up that Jacob plans to marry Nessie someday.
20. Tell him that he needs his shots.
20 ways to annoy Jasper Hale1. When Jasper is retreating (for any reason) put on a thick southern accent and yell 'run, Jasper run'
2. When Jaspers being quiet in the corner sing the 'emo kid' song under your breath.
3. End every conversation with 'Yes Sir!'
4. Call him Jasper Cullen
5. When he objects say 'thats not what Maria told me' and walk away
6. Think about him lustfully
7. When he asks you about the above reply with 'Jeesh someones vain how do you know it was directed at you?' and leave him hanging
8. Tell him that the real reason that Edward gave him the bike is that he feels sorry for him
9. Be sure to let him know that Jasper is the least favourite Cullen brother (in the Cullens eyes)
11. Ask him whether Ghosts are real. Whatever his answer is reply with 'Have you got a cousin named Casper?'
12. Sing 'I just met a girl called Marie' to him
13. Give yourself a paper cut
14. Ask him whether he and Edward make a habbit of arguing over a lamb.
15. Ask him what it feels like being demoted from army leutenent to high schooler
16. Walk into the room as quietly as possible then yell 'Attent hut!'
17. Ask him how clean his 'record' is
18. Write 'turn over' on both sides of a peice of paper (blond joke)
19. Constantly flicker between emotions and when he gets angry calm down and tell him to follow your lead.
20. Steal fake blood from Carlisle's supply and squirt it all over his room. Video the reaction.
20 Ways how to anoy Edward Cullen
1. Prance around singing 'Like a Virgin' whenever you in the same room
2. Have the 'Ginger alert' ringtone on your phone and play it whenever he walks past
3. When Bella's out visiting Jacob, pretend you've just got back from La Push and think about what Bella and Jacob are 'up to' (whether its true or not XD)
4. Ask How Tanya is.
5. Set 'Seventeen forever' as his ringtone and tape his reaction when someone rings him.
6. Constantly start arguements with him and when he tries to intimidate you reply with 'Im not afraid of you'.
7. When he tells Bella that Mike would be healthier for her agree.
8. Ask him why he suddenly thinks peodophilla is legal.
9. If he outsmarts you on the above respond with 'Bite me'
10. When Edward and Charlie are in the same room casually bring up that Edwards a heroine addict
11. When he and Jacob are in the same room sing Katy Perry's 'Hot 'n' Cold' to them
12. If he out insults you shout 'yeah ,well your ginger!' then run away.
13. If Bella's out with Jacob, run in looking panic stricken and tell him Bella's injured. When he starts to get anxious and asks whats wrong scream 'SHE HAS A SPLINTER!' and tell him what a terrible person he is for letting that happen to her.
14. Jump out in a cloak and fangs and yell 'I vant to suck you blud!'
15. Tell him that a part of Bella will always love Jake, when he gets upset and says 'That was cruel, you upset me' (or such) laugh and reply with 'Oooh don't go running off to italy!'
16. Ask him if hes super fast to over compensate for something
17. If hes out in the sunlight and you start to argue, win said fight by saying ' oooh scary a sparkley vampire. Whatcha gunna do? Glitter me to death?'
18. Tell him the real reason that James wanted Bella dead is so that they could start a gay relationship with him
20. Next time Edward Cullen makes a reference to Heathcliff 'having his moments' sing the courus to Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush
@темы: Эдвард Каллен, Джаспер Каллен, Джейкоб Блэк, Эмметт Каллен
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24.03.2009 в 20:52Бедняжка Эммет, меньше всего фанаток!!
Steal his jeep and paint it pink XD
Ооо, думаю, это было бы жестоко))))
Set 'Animal I have become' as his ringtone and video his reaction.
No one would ever change this animal I have become
Buy him a cat. Ахаха!!
When he and Jacob are in the same room sing Katy Perry's 'Hot 'n' Cold' to them
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26.03.2009 в 00:02